Cosmo Sex Tip:1984
If your partner objects to wearing a condom tell him, “A species set on endless growth is…” If he finishes your sentence with “un-sus-tain-able!” then you know you’ve found the one.
Cosmo sex tip #456
When you are about to climax, whisper “Hodor,” into your partner’s ear soothingly.
COSMO SEX TIP #836 - during the middle of intercouse start stabbing your partner repeatedly w a thumbtack
Cosmo Sex Tip: #173
Stand facing your partner while making constant eye contact. That’s it. If they break eye contact, break their neck.