Cosmo Sex Tip:1984

highendfrequency:

If your partner objects to wearing a condom tell him, “A species set on endless growth is…” If he finishes your sentence with “un-sus-tain-able!” then you know you’ve found the one.

Cosmo sex tip #456

fallofroman:

When you are about to climax, whisper “Hodor,” into your partner’s ear soothingly.

trying-to-be-hip:

COSMO SEX TIP #836 - during the middle of intercouse start stabbing your partner repeatedly w a thumbtack

Cosmo Sex Tip: #173

sweeycrey:

Stand facing your partner while making constant eye contact. That’s it. If they break eye contact, break their neck.

army-men-and-legos:

oddbrad:

rnedia:

fun game: play peek-a-boo with your baby, but never reappear

my dad was good at this game

(via escape-to-middle-earth)

ruthlessdutchman:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

NICKNAMES 

PEOPLE GIVING YOU A NICKNAME 

PEOPLE ALWAYS CALLING YOU BY THAT NICKNAME 

BAD NICKNAMES

PEOPLE CALLING YOU BY A NICKNAME YOU HATE

PEOPLE ALWAYS CALLING YOU BY THAT NICKNAME

(via alexandria-had-no-answer)

things i learned in school:

cipherpol9:

a lot actually thanks school

(via runnerblade)